She told me she loved me like it was true...

I push the button on her toy triceratops, we call Topps and it runs into the couch.  "nononono!!" Says Kali and she takes it to the time out chair.  I ask Kali, "Why did you put Topps in time out?"  Kali replies with great seriousness:

"He was eating the couch!"

So any other dinosaurs out there, if you eat the couch, you'll be in time out.

"Daddy, cookies are good for you!  They make your eyes sparkle!"  

Much laughter and high fiving ensued.